Sunday, 25 August 2013

Are there Any Single Men Left on Earth?

I keep dreaming about unavailable men.  What is going on?  All dreams are totally "U" rated I should add but still, got to admit that it is odd, is it not?

Friday night, I dreamt that a bloke I like, who is well and truly taken, returned from holiday to announce that he was no longer attached.  (I suspect a little wishful thinking in this instance.)  Another friend was in Saturday's dream, again, he is not even remotely single, and I don't even fancy this one, yet there he was... in my dream.

So what would a psychiatrist say?  I would run a mile if a bloke was actually single and interested?  Possibly.  I don't know for sure but sometimes, a girl needs some testosterone around, even if it's only in her dreams.  What can I say?

Before you suggest Internet dating as an antidote, I know lots of people hook up from online encounters, I know that there are wonderful people out there, someone close to me met their current and lovely other half, online.  But, for me, you and I both know that I would only attract the weirdos and the axe murderers.  You know that I'm right x

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