More Bernard

Do you remember me telling you about my psychic Bernard?  I've seen him a few times over the years, he can describe me like he's known me all of my life, warts and all, which is why I feel the need to claim him as mine.

This time, the reading is over the phone which, on the plus side, means that he doesn't get go comment on how, judging by how my hands look, I've been around for 400 years.  So funny because, I feel like I'm 400 years old.

For the non believers, how can someone with this gift, tell you almost the exact same thing about yourself, every time they speak to you?  There is no way on earth, that anyone's memory is that good.

So here we go, a run down of what Bernard told me this time:

I feel a desperate need to Spring Clean everything just now, even though it's not Spring
I want to get rid of anything I don't need, and that includes people
I have a sign on my forehead saying; 'can I help you?' (he's told me that several times before,) but all I want to do is tell these people to 'get lost' at the moment.  You just don't have the energy.
(All of the above is true.)
I need a day to relax, if I'm not able to swim, maybe go somewhere and sit by water (I love to be near water.)
Bernard sees a rainbow.  Rainbows are apparently lucky, they appear after a storm.  I need to 'let go' of past events and not try to go back and attempt to fix them.
I'm strong, intelligent, not scary looking
I have OCD (True, true, true, true, true ....)
I have a memory like an elephant yet forget the simplest thing
I am super organised, make endless lists yet forget where I parked at the supermarket (He is so freaky.)
If anyone does anything for me, to help me, they do it wrong, (they really do, it's not just me being me.)
I attract people with problems
I'm with the right person, but we're not together (True, true, true)
I won't want to hear this but there may be a new relationship with someone new, very soon
My life is never simple
He sees two houses, two sets of keys, maybe I'm house sitting?
My property is changing (I need to declutter and do a million jobs)
You like cooking, you're good at it, but you're too tired at present
There is a business opportunity or something new coming on the job front, give it a go
I'm good at organising people, especially men (what do I do with that?)
Promotion or something new on the job front in the next few weeks, not something I apply for
I always do the work of two people
Don't trawl the internet for a relationship, these relationships are not real, no good for me (as I suspected)
You attract people who don't make an effort
You want someone who puts you first
Someone around you, an 'S' likes you
By 21st September, I'll hear about a new job.... (not going to happen as don't return to work until 29th)
By the end of October, I'll be doing something new

Having a conversation with Bernard is comforting because I know that I don't have to pretend anything.  I can't, he'll see right through it.

Interesting, intriguing and comforting, all at the same time.