Appendicitis?

Are you kidding me?  Just got R's message, can't believe you didn't wait for me to get there again before you succumbed to appendicitis!  Remember the knee op?  I had a lovely afternoon waiting for you to come out of surgery and I seem to remember a rather handsome doctor, and lets face it, you're not the worst patient in the world to be around.  I'll phone at the weekend, be prepared to do mucho grovelling in recompense.  I love you sweet pea and I'm not at all worried... you know I'm being ironic right? x