It's All in the Jeans

I have been on the hunt for new and fabulous jeans for a few weeks now.  Despite an Internet search and seriously wearing down my shoe leather, I have been unable to find jeans, sans elastine.  I miss jeans, real jeans, old fashioned jeans, proper jeans.  I miss pulling on a pair of slightly too snug and slightly too stiff jeans, and one, short, car ride later, or one brief sit down in them and then they fit perfectly.  I do not want my jeans to cling to my thighs like I got caught in a torrential rain shower and got soaked to the skin, I need a little give and Lord knows, we all need a little give and take.  The search continues.